If we can include tracks from The Beatles Anthology, then the hands-down winners are:
"What’s the New Mary Jane" (which I actually think is a fun song, it's just a somewhat annoying, self-indulgent recording)
"If You’ve Got Trouble" (critic Ian MacDonald called this an "unmitigated disaster." I wouldn't go that far, but it's certainly a major stumble)
If we're sticking to canon, then the winners are:
"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer" (it's annoying and you can't stop humming it, which only makes it worse)
"For You Blue" (not bad, just empty calories. That said, the slide guitar and piano are terrific)
"You Like Me Too Much" (more empty calories)
"Your Mother Should Know" (it's like McCartney came up with one fun verse and then didn't bother to write the rest)
"I Want to Tell You" (more empty calories, but a good arrangement and great playing)
"She’s Leaving Home" (might be #1 on this list because it's the only Beatles track that can be called pretentious)
"Lovely Rita" (production and playing are, again, terrific, but the song is a throwaway. That can be said about many, perhaps most, of the Pepper tracks. With the exception of "A Day in the Life" and a few others, it's the spirit of that album that made it great, not the individual songs)
"Only A Northern Song" (aural wallpaper)
"Hold Me Tight" (second weakest of the early Lennon-McCartney compositions)
"Baby's In Black" (weakest of the early L-M songs)
If I had to trim the list to just five, it would be:
"You Like Me Too Much"
"Your Mother Should Know"
"She’s Leaving Home"
"Only A Northern Song"
"Baby's In Black"
And let's add two more categories:
Most overrated Beatles songs
(doesn't mean they're bad songs—just that the praise they've received is far in excess of their worth)
"Michele" (the hands-down winner in this category)
"Yesterday" (tender and lovely, yes, but when I want to hear a McCartney ballad with a perfect blend of words and melody, I'll choose "Blackbird" over this every time)
"Something" (a terrific song, but nowhere near as good as people have made it out to be. "Here Comes The Sun," on the other hand, can never be praised enough)
Most underrated Beatles songs:
"Hey Bulldog"
"Cry Baby Cry"
"I've Got A Feeling"
Mitchell posted this question on his Facebook page and stirred up a hornet's nest of rock and roll controversy. Let's see if we can do the same here. Fellow Beatloids, your opinions are not just requested, but demanded.
"What’s the New Mary Jane" (which I actually think is a fun song, it's just a somewhat annoying, self-indulgent recording)
"If You’ve Got Trouble" (critic Ian MacDonald called this an "unmitigated disaster." I wouldn't go that far, but it's certainly a major stumble)
If we're sticking to canon, then the winners are:
"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer" (it's annoying and you can't stop humming it, which only makes it worse)
"For You Blue" (not bad, just empty calories. That said, the slide guitar and piano are terrific)
"You Like Me Too Much" (more empty calories)
"Your Mother Should Know" (it's like McCartney came up with one fun verse and then didn't bother to write the rest)
"I Want to Tell You" (more empty calories, but a good arrangement and great playing)
"She’s Leaving Home" (might be #1 on this list because it's the only Beatles track that can be called pretentious)
"Lovely Rita" (production and playing are, again, terrific, but the song is a throwaway. That can be said about many, perhaps most, of the Pepper tracks. With the exception of "A Day in the Life" and a few others, it's the spirit of that album that made it great, not the individual songs)
"Only A Northern Song" (aural wallpaper)
"Hold Me Tight" (second weakest of the early Lennon-McCartney compositions)
"Baby's In Black" (weakest of the early L-M songs)
If I had to trim the list to just five, it would be:
"You Like Me Too Much"
"Your Mother Should Know"
"She’s Leaving Home"
"Only A Northern Song"
"Baby's In Black"
And let's add two more categories:
Most overrated Beatles songs
(doesn't mean they're bad songs—just that the praise they've received is far in excess of their worth)
"Michele" (the hands-down winner in this category)
"Yesterday" (tender and lovely, yes, but when I want to hear a McCartney ballad with a perfect blend of words and melody, I'll choose "Blackbird" over this every time)
"Something" (a terrific song, but nowhere near as good as people have made it out to be. "Here Comes The Sun," on the other hand, can never be praised enough)
Most underrated Beatles songs:
"Hey Bulldog"
"Cry Baby Cry"
"I've Got A Feeling"
Mitchell posted this question on his Facebook page and stirred up a hornet's nest of rock and roll controversy. Let's see if we can do the same here. Fellow Beatloids, your opinions are not just requested, but demanded.
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